Sometime in
July I found myself with friends at another of those underground, all-night
dance clubs where the air doesn’t move and you need to situate yourself next to
the exit in case of an earthquake because they don’t pay any notice to capacity
restrictions. The clearest thought in my mind was I may have missed the clubbing experience in my 20s but I’m too old for
this.
When the smoke
cleared and my eyes adjusted to the dark, there was The Aussie, doing some sort
of hip-drop dance move that gave him an endearing wanna-be stripper quality. He
was surrounded by foreign women, most of them in their early 20’s. I watched
all the stereotypes play out for a few hours, as the live entertainment was far
more interesting than anything else that was happening on the dance floor. On a
trip to the bar, he recognized me and flashed that big granite-chin grin. This
time when he asked me out I said yes. The clichĂ© would be “a moth to a flame”
but it always seems to me more like someone defeated and exhausted rolling
downhill, taking the path of least resistance, losing control and gaining
bruises as well as layer upon layer of dirt as they propel downward. By the
time they hit bottom, they are no longer recognizable and their muffled cries
can barely be heard through all the acquired coverings.
I think it was
fall when I left my rooftop home at the bottom of the mountain and moved into
the two-storey, three-bedroom apartment that The Aussie’s engineering firm had
secured for him and his two roommates. The rationale was that it was too
expensive for us to keep travelling back and forth from his apartment near City
Hall to my garden home apartment on the outskirts of the city. I was informed
by his roommates that it must be serious if he was actually moving ‘one of us’
in. The Aussie had been briefly married to a German flight attendant in the
past – a technicality made necessary by a work contract in the Middle East , where common-law relationships among expats
are not accepted in certain areas. Other than that, his relationships had been
relatively short-lived. The last one before me was a Croatian lingerie model,
also named Diana. I spent the first few nights out with his friends explaining
that I was a different Diana. The Canadian one. He rarely mentioned to his
friends that I had children at home.
Our days
consisted of work, the gym, the British pub on the way home for dinner, and
sometimes the beach on weekends. We fell into a very comfortable groove. I
believe the flipside of that description is a rut. The Aussie drank heavily,
however, and the truths blurted out at midnight took a toll on our
relationship. By night we could see no way to merge our futures from opposite
ends of the Earth. He would accuse me of having too many male friends. He
suspected I was seeing someone at work. He followed me and my girlfriends down
the street on a girls’ night out and wailed drunken pleas to be allowed to join
us.
By day he took
beta blockers to kickstart his heart into sobriety, and declared his undying
devotion and commitment once again. He was adamant that the girls would join us
in Australia
on summer holidays, when this contract was through. He said he would spare no
expense to bring them over but he could never move to Canada . My
one-year-date to return home to Canada
came and went, with little fanfare. My family back home became adjusted and
accustomed to living without me, and life ticked onward.
We went on
several memorable trips together. He came home with me at Christmas that first
year. We went to Australia
and travelled the entire Eastern coast together, top to bottom, over a few
different vacations. We were not close or connected on these trips, however,
and I remember thinking I was once again experiencing something that I would
appreciate far more if my children were with me. I met his family and they were
polite and patient with me but carefully and honestly expressed no hope for the
future of our relationship, with my children in Canada . I couldn’t believe they
were actually voicing their thoughts in that way, with me in the room. We went
to Singapore for a friend’s
wedding and Vietnam for kite
surfing but never Thailand .
We were booked there in 2005 but had a last-minute change of heart. More about
that later.
One day The
Aussie asked me to pick out an engagement ring. He sent me photos of platinum
bands and diamonds to choose from. The next weekend we were at another British
Pub and when one of the Asian girlfriends of his colleagues asked why he had
brought ‘coal to Newcastle ’, he said, in a very
loud voice while smiling at me, that ‘Diana is just going through a phase in Asia . Getting stuff out of her system after a messy
divorce. She will be going home soon. She has three kids back in Canada , you
know.’
Some nights
the tension in that one private room of our shared apartment was unbearable,
the air cloying. He stood at the open window with his whiskey, blowing cigar
smoke out into the night. I stood at the window gulping mouthfuls of air that
could never be fresh enough. Not in that city. The first time I left him was
when he renewed his contract in Taipei
without telling me. I found out through our roommate. I waited until he was
gone to work and packed an overnight bag with everything I might need for
several weeks (I never unpacked my makeup bag so I was ready to go at a
moment’s notice) and after checking out and rejecting the beer-stained couches
and cigarette-stained walls of the local hostel, landed on the doorstep of a
girlfriend. I did that a total of twelve times during our 2.5 year
relationship.
One week we
were travelling home to Canada
so that I could have surgery to reverse a tubal ligation. We were getting
married and starting a family and preparing a future for my daughters to join
us part-time. The next week I was staying at a girlfriend’s apartment until he
could sort out his thoughts without flipping and pulling the floor out from
under me.
I was sitting
on our balcony at 4 o’clock one morning, watching the sunrise and speaking to
my daughters who had just returned home from school in Canada . I heard
The Aussie walk in and slam the door behind him. He had been out all night – I
had decided to come straight home after the gym instead of accompanying him to
the pub. I was tired of being left sitting in the corner, eating my Thai beef
salad and reading a book while he stood with his friends in front of the bar,
watching footie on the TV and flirting with the Asian barmaid who, if tipped
appropriately, might be persuaded to take you in the back room for a moment. I
told him once that the group of them looked like a bunch of penguins waiting to
be thrown a fish.
Annoyed with
me for straying from the routine, he decided to go with the boys to the massage
parlour after the pub and make a night of it. He interrupted my call home to
tell me that he must have left his phone and his good watch there and would
return after a few hours to pick them up. I just laughed. I mean, at times like
that, when you realize what a ridiculous mess you have created of your life,
you just have to laugh, right? My hilarity was not well-received. The Aussie
grabbed the phone out of my hand, swiping my cheek with it before wrenching the
window open with his other hand and whipping the unit out over the banana
trees. I stood up and watched as it fell with a plop into the pond where the
over-sized, auspicious goldfish swam. My first thought was concern for what my
daughter must think, having her phone call interrupted this way. Then I
reasoned with myself that she probably had no idea what was going on – we had
been interrupted many times before by interference and we could continue our
conversation later. I wondered what the goldfish thought of the new addition to
the pond. I wondered how long The Aussie would be in the shower and if it would
give me enough time to pack, retrieve my cell phone from the pond and find an all-night
coffee shop to sit in and wait for the gym to open so I could shower and plan
my next move. He gave me just enough time.
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