One evening, I went out with Ron, Ben and not-so-Sunny to a
dance club in another district of Taipei. “E-den” and its supposedly
incredible trance and techno music was the topic of the month among the younger
teachers. At my age and raised in a small town, I didn’t know trance from tap –
and I certainly had no idea how to dance to it - but I decided it would be a
learning experience.
Shortly after arriving at the multi-level warehouse with its
blacked-out windows and pulsating strobe lights, I began to feel ill and in
need of fresh air. I went to the washroom to splash cold water on my face. When
I emerged minutes later, I discovered I had lost my friends in the crowd. I
wandered onto the dance floor in an attempt to find them. People were hopping
and kicking, flailing their arms and spinning like whirling dervishes around
me. I decided this wasn’t quite what I had in mind, and found the staircase up
to the next level.
On the second floor, the music was a little different. It
had more of a beat, and I could dance to it. I spotted a girl that I knew from
the neighbourhood, and joined her and her friends on the dance floor. Brittany
seemed to be lost in her own little world of dance, and didn’t acknowledge me.
It was extremely warm in there, and I was beginning to feel claustrophobic so I
excused myself and went over to the bar for a drink. There were a few token
bottles of beer on display, and a couple of vodka coolers, but as I looked
around, I realized everyone was drinking water. As my eyes adjusted to the dim
light, I saw lounging couches circling the room with people lying on them, making out to the music. A girl handed me a colourful candy pacifier from a bowl on the
coffee tables. Slowly it dawned on me. I was probably the only person who
wasn’t on drugs in the whole place. The “E” of E-den stood for Ecstasy. God, I’m slow. I decided it
was time to go, but I wanted to find my friends, to tell them I was leaving.
I headed out to hail a taxi, bummed that I had spent $1000 NT
on the cover charge and wouldn’t be able to split the fare back to the city
with my roommates. I looked around. Surely Ben, the religious boy in the
group, had never made it to the second floor. I checked my phone and sure
enough, there was a text message from Ben, saying he had decided to go to a
movie instead of staying at E-den.
My thoughts kept me company on the long, expensive ride
home.
At about three in the morning, something woke me up. My bed
sheet was soaked with sweat. I threw it on the floor and lay naked, letting the
tropical breeze dry the sweat beads on my belly. The temperature had risen
during the night – a sign that another typhoon was coming. At least we would have tomorrow
off work.
I wafted in and out of sleep for the next few minutes.
Suddenly, I heard a sniff. I flipped over, grabbing the sheets to cover myself
in the moonlight. Ron was leaning in the doorway.
“What the hell are you doing there, Ron?” I yelled.
“Oh. You’re home,” he said, and then mumbled, “I didn’t see
you leave,.”
“I didn’t see you at all,” I said. “I went to the loo and
when I came back, you were gone.”
“I was there. You didn’t see me?” he asked.
“No. I didn’t see you. Now go to bed and get the hell out of
my doorway.”
Ron turned to leave, and I promptly fell asleep.
Moments later I woke again to see him sleeping on the floor
against the doorjamb.
I wrapped a sheet around myself, struggled across the room
and gently shoved him out into the hallway with my foot, where he curled
himself into the fetal position, still asleep. Then I closed the door and
bolted it, despite the heat.
I got a really good deal on the rent at my three-storey
garden home at the foot of the mountain, overlooking a river because the address
had two 4’s in it, and it was parked next to a graveyard. Bad Feng Shui, I
realized, but it was fine with me. The view from the rooftop patio was awesome, and the air was slightly above city smog level.
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Special to the Advance
2005
2005
Do you have a
tortoise at your back? Are there poison arrows pointing at you? These are
ideals of Feng Shui, the ancient Chinese practice of manipulating the flow of
energy through your personal environment, based on your birthdate and the
movements of the solar system. There is much confusion between traditional Feng
Shui teachings and everyday Chinese superstition, according to the American
Feng Shui Institute. Allow me to simplify things for you with my own methods of
creating better ‘chi’ in your life.
The principals of
Feng Shui (pronounced ‘fung shway’, literally meaning ‘wind and water’) are Yin
and Yang, (opposites and balance), the Five Elements (Fire, Earth, Metal, Water
and Wood), the natural environment and magnetic field.
According to the
date of your birth, you have been assigned a ‘personal trigram’. In Feng Shui,
this determines whether you are better off with wood or metal furniture, in a
North or East-facing house. Your trigram grouping can help you to decide what
color clothing to wear for an important job interview, what numbers to pick for
the lottery and what date to get married on.
If you end up in
a house that has all the right elements but it is facing a busy street, some FS
advisors would recommend that you hang metal wind chimes outside the door to
stop the negative energy or ‘chi’ from entering the home. Others would advise
that you hang crystals, charms or mirrors for the same purpose but this is
actually closer to Chinese superstitious practices than traditional Feng Shui
teachings. My advice is to use the side or back door. Place large potted trees
in front of the main door to remind you not to use it. This should also make
things difficult for unwanted door-to-door solicitations but beware of angry,
vindictive trick-or-treaters on Hallowe’en.
One day I noticed
a pair of brass turtles standing in opposite corners of our living room window,
looking out over the busy street below. They were perched up on blocks of ugly
styrofoam packaging, and so, thinking I was making an aesthetic improvement, I
removed their pedestals and placed them back on the windowsill. I was quickly
informed that the turtles could no longer ‘see’ out the window. This was making
their job of deflecting negative ‘chi’ from the passing traffic all the more
difficult. I apologized and created new stands for our little guardian
gargoyles out of piles of books. I made sure they could see every scooter and
taxi moving aggressively through the intersection below. I was assured that
they would keep the negative energy from all of that business out of our
apartment.
But this isn’t
the ‘turtle’ that I mentioned earlier in the article. A ‘turtle at your back’
refers to having a mountain or larger building behind your home, to offer
support. In my thinking this also applies to your place of work. It makes sense
to me that a person working in a large open room with many others viewing the
back of his head while he works has less peace of mind than someone who has his
back against a wall. Think of how children like to go and hide in a corner with
the walls for support. Perhaps having the desired ‘corner office’ is
subconsciously about more than just the view.
I prefer wood to
metal furniture. Does this mean that I am a member of a certain FS grouping
that thrives in a more natural setting? I suspect it has more to do with the
warmth of wood and the chilliness of metal. I am quite familiar with Canadian
winters, after all.
They say you
should never have a mirror facing your bed, as it can lead to marital woes,
even infidelity. I can think of an even more practical reasoning for this. Do
you really want the first thing you see every morning to be your own puffy-eyed
face?
Another piece of
Feng Shui advice for the bedroom is that you place a fish aquarium on either
side of the bed to offer balance and a feeling of floating. I strongly advise
against this for a few reasons. Have you ever smelled a fish tank? Do you
really want that beside your head all night? And if the tank has any sort of
gurgling water mechanism, as they often do, it may have the same effect as
running water and cause you to wet the bed.
Numerology is the
study of the occult significance of numbers. This is not Feng Shui, because it
deals with the supernatural rather than the scientific. It’s pretty easy to
recognize the ‘lucky dates’ in Taipei for weddings. It’s the day when the
streets are clogged with limos and flower trucks. I don’t know how ‘lucky’ I
would feel choosing the same day to tie the knot as everyone else in town,
being rushed out of my own wedding dinner so that the next party could begin
theirs. Still, numerology is very popular for choosing apartment and house
numbers, and even the birth date of your child, if you are Asian.
Getting back to
the ‘poison arrow’ that I mentioned earlier, this refers to a lamppost or
telephone pole pointing at your house, or the close proximity of a ‘negative’
structure, such as a prison or a hospital. Firstly, I’m wondering why a pole of
any kind would be pointing at your house instead of the sky. Perhaps you should
get that looked at. Secondly, I have discovered for myself that this particular
Feng Shui ‘no-no’ can actually work in your favor.
One of my
apartments in Taipei was in a garden home sitting right next to the Air Force
cemetery. A real ‘poison arrow’ and a property value problem, even by some
North American standards. The landlords explained that they had difficulty
renting the apartment to superstitious Asians, and refused to live in it
themselves. This brought the rent down dramatically in relation to the
neighboring units, and it had one other perk as well.
The neighbors
were extremely quiet.
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Numerology
and the “sounds like” phenomena are big in Asia .
I was told by my Chinese teacher that it was considered very good luck to have
a phone number, address or license plate with the number 8 or 6 in it, as those
numbers sound like words for luck, wealth and prosperity. The number 4 is not
good at all, as it sounds like the word for death. Asians will do anything to
avoid getting assigned that number for any purpose - it is for this reason,
much like the number 13 in many Western cultures, you often won’t find a 4th
floor on an Asian elevator.
The
‘sounds like’ thing is so popular, it has turned into its own cryptic language.
I received texts from my teenaged ESL students: “3Q for your help.” It took me
a moment to realize they were saying thank you - 3 in Mandarin is “san”. San-Q.
Apparently this coded language comes so naturally to them now that one class of
high school students was permitted to write an entire section of their year-end
exams using it.
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